He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
"short people stick together" how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
Oh god what have I done!?
holy shit this is aliens all over again
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
how can anyone not like this website when it produces quality content like this
RELEASE THE PIGS!
half of a salmon fillet and a clarinet
He wasn’t good enough for her.